Late for school this morning because I was watching Lorraine Kelly discussing false eyelashes on GMTV.
This is wrong on so many levels I don't know where to start.*
* (For those of you who didn't catch it because you were taking your children to school on time, let me just say that the Shu Uemura glittery diamond ones were my top pick. See, I may be a bad parent but it's all in the name of public service.)