Here's another picture of my current hero. I think perhaps he might have been sulking at the proliferation of other men around here, which would account for his present refusal to co-operate with the story.
(See that pained expression....?
...If he doesn't start behaving himself soon I'm going to give him very good reason for it.)
It's half term, so the opportunities for whipping him into shape are minimal I'm afraid. Today we are waiting in for the delivery of a new freezer, which, following on from my initiation into online shopping, is the next stage in my plan to become a total hermit for weeks on end as deadlines loom.
I am painfully aware as I write all this that there is no way to make it sound less dull than it is.